avast, ye hearties

tho' it be a wee bit late in the day, 'tis time to celebrate talk like a pirate day! yo ho ho.

and now, for me favorite pirate joke:

a pirate walks into a bar. he has a steering wheel sticking out of his pants.
the bartender says, "how can you stand to have that thing in your pants like that?"

the pirate says . . .















"arrrrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"